Public Smith Announcement: John is not Joseph

I don’t care if you are non-Mormon, ex-mormon, former-Mormon, PoMo, HoMo (or MoHo), New Order Mormon (NOM NOM NOM), NoMo, faithful Mormon, Liahona, Iron Rod, TBM, LOL, Liberal Mormon, cultural Mormon, Jack or Jill Mormon, Molly Mormon (or Peter Priesthood Mormon)…

Joseph Smith’s name isn’t John!

Let me illustrate the difference in a way that no one should soon forget.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In the future, if you get confused again…here’s a helpful way to remember: Joseph Smith may have been married to many women, but none of them were named Pocahontas.