This is what theists LITERALLY believe — atheists are ugly
That’s right. Not only do atheists have ugly souls, but they are ugly on the outside too. And it’s because they are ugly, lonely, social outcasts that they dabble with things like atheism. This is added to the great list of things that cause atheism. I’m not making this up, guys. Let’s read on:
Atheists are most likely to live alone.
This is not surprising. Atheists are less desirable sexual partners. I observed this once when I was living in Washington, DC, and I wandered by an atheist convention happening on the mall. The atheist were predominately male, and significantly uglier than average.
This is because ugly people become social outcasts, and social outcasts are more likely to be attracted to outcast movements like atheism, libertarianism, communism, etc.
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Jay Fink writes:
If you are attractive and have a good social life you will generally not be interested in out of the mainstream groups or ideas. Why buck the status quo when it’s working in your interests?
Exactly my point!
The guy links to another blog entry, which I guess has the research behind this. What’s interesting is that blog tries to dispel any ideas that religion causes lower IQ just because it correlates with it…I don’t know why Half Sigma’s writer tries to make leaps with whatever data he’s left with in this light. And throughout those comments…we get this just ravishing discussion on what might make Jews, Greeks, Armenians, etc., “smarter” than others. Mmm…the taste of scientific racism! (At least some posters buttress it with cultural expectations and other explanations. [and I guess some people make a...positive...shout out to Mormons as a good example of what European-descended people should be doing)
At some level, I want to say something But at the m0st basic level, I just have one expression for this. You should expect this one by now:
Of course, Mitt Romney could never be an atheist. Look at that face: definitely not a social outcast.
We atheists, agnostics, and nonbelievers need to rise up! We need to show that we can compete! We can get married right after our missions at an average age of like…22 and have 7 to 12 children too (on second thought…) We need to show that we are super hot and attractive and not socially shut-in nerds who have nothing better to do with our lives than blog in protest at the mischaracterization and mistrust we face! Europe; have more babies and become as a secular City Upon a Hill!
We should come up with our own examples of awkward facial expressions that highlight our professional and clean-cut good looks.
…but…I must request a leave of absence from this endeavor. After all, as a cynical, loner, introvert, schizoid atheist social outcast, I really have to get back to my Adult Swim TV shows…
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